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MEET THE HOLY TEAM

PERSEUS

PRIME RIB/MINISTER

THE HOLY GRIND

OFFICIAL LEADER

DUKE JOSH

EDITOR IN CHIEF

STAN

HEAD OF WILDLIFE PRESERVATION

TUNA

HEAD OF THE ORDNANCE DEPARTMENT

SAM

SYSTEM ADMIN & HEAD BLENDER

TIGHTAS

COURT JESTER & HOLY PSYCHIC

DICHUZ

TEDX & HENTAI INSPECTOR

POLISH

RESIDENT LITTLE POGCHAMP

LYGHT

HARD WOODEN RESIDENT OAK LOG

JIMMY

OVERSEER CHIPPY

CLYDE

HOLY CROWN-PRINCE

NYDE

CHILD KILLER AND HEAD OF THE HOLY GRIND FINANCE DEPARTMENT

REGINALD

HEAD OF THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE

JACKER

HOLY ELDER AND MAD SCIENTIST

LLAMA

CONSCIOUS EXPLOSIONS ARTIST AND ANIMAL OBSERVER

KIMCHI

HOLY ARTIFICER AND SNIFFER OF BLACK POWDER

KILINTER

ANIME MASTER BAITER. HEAD OF RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT

RIAD MISSION+44

HOLY DEPUTY OF RAGE AND NaCl CRASH TEST PILOT

ARTY DE OAK

TACTICAL AUTISM OUTBREAK QUICK RESPONCE TEAM LEADER

JFSDRAGONFIRE

CURRENT BRITISH AMBASSADOR

U-BOAT

DESIGNATED SURVIVOR, SUBMARINE COMMANDER, OLIVE OIL ENJOYER

A68A

SACRED TECHPRIEST, HOLY NANOMACHINE MANAGER

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HOLY PRIVATE PARTS BODYGUARD

DESTROYER

NICHE BRITISH INTERNET MICRO-CELEBRITY

CAKER

PATRONED ARTIST, STATE APPROVED SEXOLOGIST

UAGELEGAU

HOLY SHITPOSTER, HOLY KEEPER OF THE SACRED SAUCE KEY

BLAKER

DEPUTY OF COAL, STEEL INDUSTRY AND FRIED CHICKEN

PSYCHOPATH

HOLY HOUNDMASTER, COMMANDING OFFICER OF THE ABSOLUTE UNIT

CHRIS

DEPUTY OF COVID-19 DISTRIBUTION

DR. TOPHAT

AMERICAN AMBASSADOR IN THG AIRSHOW ENJOYER

GAZSO

PART TIME HORSEBACK ARCHER FULL TIME SWEETHEART

ELIYA

WEAPONIZED HUMAN
HAND TO HAND COMBAT EXPERT

ARSK

KEEPER OF THE HOLY TANK DEPOT

NIDZA

LISCENCED FURRY GAMEKEEPER

SAF

PROFESSIONAL RACIST

OUR ACTIVE FACILITIES

GRINDENBURG INSTITUTE OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY

Reasearch, maintenance and development offers
Highest paying jobs
Inclusive work enviroment
Cutting Edge Technology is available.
Running water too...
LOOKING FOR: PHYSICISTS, CHEMISTS, METHHEADS, MATHEMATICIANS, ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS...

YANTAR HOLY GRIND LABORATORIES

Research, security and adventuring offers
Low cost of living in area.
Quiet work conditions
Self reliance is a must.
Psy-Emissions from nearby brainscorcher lead to amazing team synergy.
LOOKING FOR: PHYSICISTS, BIOLOGISTS, STALKERS, VEGETARIANS, MUTANTS, OTHER UNDESIRABLES...

FEDERAL FURRY RESERVATION

Veterinarian, Gamekeeper, Park Ranger offers
Outdoor working conditions
All you can eat shroom buffet
Clean unpolluted air and water
Amazing views from Ranger Towers
LOOKING FOR: FURRIES, VETERINARIANS, PARK RANGERS, BIOLOGISTS AND TROPHEY HUNTERS