STAN

Stanislaus ‘Crazed’ McGun: Head of Wildlife Preservation

It is not known when he joined the holy grind. It is believed he appeared during the drug wars of Altis island in early 2020. In the grind he is known to be Josh’s top guy.

Biography:

Stan was born in Schwarzwald on 15th january 1968;. He later served in the NVA im dienste des kgb. In 1986 he deployed to Afghanistan. Stan was assigned into a tank crew alongside Starshiy Sgt. Wellingtonje. You may wonder what vehicle they were issued, it was the BTR-70. Near the end of the war they became notorious around the locals as “Aneikas Alsalam” (the reflection of Peace. Then in Operation Dust Bowl (1989) Stan went M.I.A after the fighters of the Fishstate had caused their BTR to cook off with an RPG. Now what happened next is quite confusing… At the crash site no cadaver was retrieved. There were footprints in the sand, but stopped after 40 yards. The KGB actually led an investigation regarding his disappearance. After many months soviet agents managed to track Stan to a remote island in the south pacific. There Stan took up work for a group called “The Hurrian Horde” Carrying out errands and the usual asassination. In December of 1996 he was tasked to protect a Fent500 Smuggling convoy, unknownst to him The rival group “The Kush Empire” had prepared an ambush. Stan was imprisoned in Guantanamo bay and later transferred to Vorkuta. A labor camp of the Soviet Union. Stan was accused of treason. There Stan’s anger grew during his imprisonment and he decided to plan a prison riot with the inmates. The plan was carried out in November of 1999 where he escaped alone on a train. The manhunt for him ended in 2003 when Stan had finally escaped to Argentina and later joined the Zetas. In the early 2000’s Stan got involved in multiple drug smuggling operations with the cartel working as their pilot. Countless operations in August 2008 led him to Altis Island where he worked alongside Nick “Zyrian” Ratnik. They had been partners before, having met in the Zone many years beforehand, becoming this time partners in crime. Unfortunately they got into a fight about who would be getting the 4$ tip leading Nick to hit Stan with the “Blicky” , an experimental weapon made by the cartel which is capable of 1 tapping anything from any range. Nearly on the verge of death, Police Chief Wellington saved his life. He revived him with a FlansTec medkit. This was what caused Stan to change his ways, joining the cartel wars as their inside guy. After the success of the operation he made it his goal to study Chicom Forest and all of its anomalies.

Stan and the Grind:

 Since it is very obscure when Stan actually joined the grind, it is only possible to estimate this date. A popular theory is that he met Wellingtonje again in Donetsk (2014 Donetsk Airport Siege). The deal was made in Denmark on a dark and stormy day, so he set out in Alpha to join the bloody fray, through ‘015 and seventeen they had fought the Hurrian War. With their fingers on their triggers knee-deep in gore. For days and nights they battled, ukrops to their knees. They killed to earn their living and to help out the Z’s. Stan had been also part of the Monthly Grind™ for a few months until his disappearance. He had been involved in following grindian military operations:

“Operation Spaku (2017)”; “The Battle of Hurria (2019”;

"Ambato Siege (2020)”; “Return to Altis island (2020)”;

Stan went M.I.A in “Operation Gamekeep(2021)” during an offensive against the furries. The grind had been investigating his disappearance yet all rescue missions remained unsuccessful. This was until Stan made a sudden reappearance, casually joining their ranks during the H&G Offensive of spring 2023, fighting alongside Josh and Jacky. Now, Stan is The Head of Wildlife Preservation in the National Park Service of the Holy Grind. (N.P.S.)