"First Overseer Chippy: Jimmy Bands"

First member of the Australian Pioneer Contingent, Jimmy Bands is one of the oldest members of The Holy Grind. Keeper of forbidden Aussie and Bogan knowledge, he's always there in a pinch. Jimmy works as Head of Maintenance for Vehicles and Housing of The Holy Grind Inc.

Biography

Jimmy is of German Australian decent. A full bread Australian, Jimmy was born sometime in the early 2000s in Queensland. Early on, Jimmy passioned himself for Australian Culture and a wide variety of manual fields. By the age of 10, Jimmy had mastered all manual arts and specilized in chipping. In August 2013, Jimmy headed into the Simpson Desert and vanished for 6 years. Living as a wanderer in the desert, Jimmy ate lizards and learnt the local customs. When he emerged out of the outback sometime in 2019, Jimbo came out of the Desert in full tradie outfit on a horse with no name. As of today, Jimmy has completed his apprenticeship and goes around teaching people which way you're supposed to turn to screw and which end of the hammer you're supposed to hit nail with. If he wanted to he could be a TAFE teacher.

Jimmy and The Grind

Sometime in 2020, Jimmy was working a contract with Ok Tedi Mining Limited in Papua New Guinea. There he heard about a possible job offer in the Holy Grind Kingdom. Being a very good christian child Jimmy took the offer to work for God, wherever he sent him. The pay was low but the experience was otherworldly. Being dropped out of a C17 full of yams and 556, Jimmy was found 5km from the expected dropzone in a box labelled "Hot Stuff". By the time Josh arrived at the crash site to assess the damage to the freight, Jimmy was waiting for him in a house built out of the box he was in. After spending the night over at Jimmy's, The Holy Grind was very pleased and offered him employment under the guise of working for the one true god, Allah. Turns out Jimmy believed it was Mr. Jesus, but it was acutally The Grind.

"Eat. Sleep. Shit. Repeat. I also build stuff from time to time, but it doesn't come cheap." - Jimmy's Moto