THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE RECRUITS

Calling upon all: Retired servicemen, Lumberjacks, Gamekeepers, Trappers, Tribesmen, Ex-bandits,  Biologists, Meteorologists, Geologists and Trail guides.

We need motivated, daring individuals to join the NPS rangers. The most fascinating and exciting profession in The Holy Grind.  Rangers work outdoors and are trained to perform a wide range of missions. From rescueing lost hikers in extreme conditions and fighting poachers, to peforming ecological survey and investigating cryptid reports, every day spent in the NPS is a new adventure...

PROTECT OUR BEAUTIFUL WILDERNESS

MONITOR OUR UNIQUE MEGAFAUNA

DEFEND OUR REAL NATIONAL TREASURES

So if you love working outdoors and would rather die than spend your life behind a desk in an office, want to see every region of The Holy Grind all while getting a state pention... Look no further! Uncle Ted wants YOU for park service.

ASK YOUR LOCAL RECRUITMENT STATION